Category: Humor
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Linguistic Gifts That Keep On Giving
Life is like an open garbage can. You can throw crap in it and at a distance, it’s a beautiful thing. But looking down on it, its stank is strong enough to encourage vomit. ———————————- People sometimes remind me of lepers. At first glance, they’re just like me. At glance number two, their flesh is…
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Paranormal Phreaktivity
Science has elaborately dictated the hyperglycemic outcome of understated mechanisms being the definitive reflection in our subsonic reality that we call life itself. Could that statement be truer? You be the judge. It’s once been stated that the eloquence of congenial perfectionism derives itself from the bargaining power observed in the central colonies of greater…
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The Game Changer
What I am about to unveil is genuinely larger than life. On many levels, it could be described only as pretty much thee most monumental announcement this fair country has ever been privy to. When faced with such news, your proverbial seat belts should be on, and your tables best be in the upright position.…
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Soup and Sandwiches
This is a literal blog about literal soup and sandwiches. Take two pieces of bread. Health-wise, I don’t prefer white but let’s face it, it’s the tastiest. Next, I’m talkin about taking a nice size dallop of margarine (any brand will do) and smearing the heck out if it onto the two slabs of bread.…
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Galaxy Planet
Amidst a world filled with flying cars, hover boards and fax machines, don’t you sometimes ask yourself, “Where do I really fit into the machine that is life?”. I don’t either, but let’s examine that prospect thoroughly. This universe is a bold and magnificent place, and what’s even bigger is our home planet entitled merely…
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Words to Live and Die By
If curiosity killed the cat, then I killed the entire goat farm. If I’ve said “it” once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Literally. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who like Guns n Roses and those who don’t give a rip. Like they used to say out in the open…