Tag: infection
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E’rbody Cut Footloose!
Pain, thou art amidst me like a good old fashioned case of the Syphilis. Hi. My names Kris and I dropped a pallet on my foot late last week. I know what you’re thinking.. what a fricking loser and I get it. I mean whom mishandles a pallet?! I should have my head examined but…
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The Night My Butt Stood Still.
Seems like an impossibilium of irreverent proportions to say that there was a time that I did nothing. That is to say, I lazed in a daze and lounged around town. Maybe it happened but I highly doubt it for I am a very high performance, on the move, multi tasking kind of gent. But…